The 2012 Season Kicks Off! Here Are My Rock Solid Picks!
All times Pacific which is the only time that matters.
My picks are in bold. Take em to the bank.
THURSDAY
4 p.m.
No. 9 South Carolina at Vanderbilt Cocks
UCF at Akron Central Florida because they escape Isaac.
Eastern Michigan at Ball State Eastern MI I guess.
Southeast Missouri State at Central Michigan Barn Burner. I’ll take Central
Towson at Kent State Kent because I like that character in Real Genius.
4:15 p.m.
Northern Colorado at Utah Utes big.
4:30 p.m.
UTSA at South Alabama I have never heard of UTSA so I go SOBAMA
Massachusetts at Connecticut Connecticut the dots.
ucla at Rice I loathe ucla Go Owls! (but ukla wins)
Texas A&M at Louisiana Tech Aggies
McNeese State at Middle Tennessee Another burner. Middle Tenn
Sacramento State at New Mexico State New Mex St. Because Heisenberg says so.
5 p.m.
Southern Utah at Utah State Whomever has the most Mormons.
6 p.m.
Eastern Washington at Idaho Taters
7:15 p.m.
Washington State at Brigham Young Cougs win in coach Leach’s debut.
7:30 p.m.
Northern Arizona at Arizona State Devils win in coach Graham’s debut
8 p.m.
Minnesota at UNLV Golden (Gophers) Girls
FRIDAY
4 p.m.
Villanova at Temple If this were basketball it would be easier. Temple
4:30 p.m.
Tennessee vs. North Carolina State* (Georgia Dome, Atlanta) Those crybaby Vols.
5 p.m.
No. 24 Boise State at No. 13 Michigan State Spartans. Boise St’s run is over.
Wagner at Florida Atlantic This game stinks out loud. FL. ATL. I guess.
7 p.m.
San Jose State at No. 21 Stanford Furd
SATURDAY
6 a.m.
Notre Dame vs. Navy* (Dublin, Ireland) Go Navy! I’d love to see the Blighted Irish get booed off their island. ND wins though in a close one.
9 a.m.
Buffalo at No. 6 Georgia B-Dogs huge.
Marshall at No. 11 West Virginia West Vagina
Miami (Ohio) at No. 18 Ohio State Urban Era begins, along with the cheating.
Troy at UAB Pick em
Appalachian State at East Carolina Purple Pirates
Northwestern at Syracuse Orangies
Ohio at Penn State Ped State
Western Michigan at Illinois Illini (whatever that is)
9:30 a.m.
Elon at North Carolina The Cheaty Heels
11 a.m.
Idaho State at Air Force Airmen
12 p.m.
Nevada at California Cal in a close one. (Tedford’s last season?)
William & Mary at Maryland Terds (That’s not a typo)
Nicholls State at Oregon State Beavers (hehehe)
Richmond at Virginia Virgina
12:30 p.m.
Northern Iowa at No. 12 Wisconsin Badgers don’t give a shit.
Southern Miss at No. 17 Nebraska Huskers Do
Bowling Green at No. 23 Florida Gators. Man what happened to them?
Tulsa at Iowa State Iowa St but what a groaner.
Miami (Fla.) at Boston College Party Animals over the Jesuits
Iowa vs. Northern Illinois* (Soldier Field, Chicago) Iowa on the Bears turf
Eastern Kentucky at Purdue Boilermakers. Make it a double
1 p.m.
Colorado State vs. Colorado* (Invesco Field at Mile High, Denver) In the Buff(alos)
2 p.m.
Southern University at New Mexico Breaking Bad
3 p.m.
Murray State at No. 7 Florida State Semen-holes
Youngstown State at Pittsburgh Scott Pittsburgh
3:30 p.m.
Liberty at Wake Forest Meh…Wake?
4 p.m.
North Texas at No. 3 LSU Nice schedule tigers. Pussies.
Jacksonville State at No. 10 Arkansas Pulled Pork Sammies. Razorbacks.
No. 14 Clemson vs. Auburn* (Georgia Dome, Atlanta) Ima goin wit Uncle Clem
Savannah State at No. 19 Oklahoma State Okie St.
Chattanooga at South Florida SoFla
Austin Peay at Western Kentucky Ughh. Really?
Southeastern Louisiana at Missouri Miss
Central Arkansas at Ole Miss Old Miss (I refuse to use Ye Olde Southern English)
Florida International at Duke Drop a Dukie
Tennessee-Martin at Memphis MMMMMphis
Lamar at Louisiana-Lafayette I don’t care
Jackson State at Mississippi State M-I-S-S-I-S…ah you get the point.
South Dakota State at Kansas The Fat man cometh.
Northwestern State at Texas Tech TT
4:10 p.m.
Missouri State at No. 22 Kansas State K St
4:30 p.m.
Hawaii at No. 1 USC What do you think? (p.s Ima gonna be drunk)
5 p.m.
No. 8 Michigan vs. No. 2 Alabama* (Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, Texas) Best game of the weekend and I’m taking Michigan. Brady Hoke is a really good coach and they have a very good, mobile, young qb.
Wyoming at No. 15 Texas Honk your Horns
Indiana State at Indiana That state has 2 teams? Indiana Chones
Texas State at Houston Houston
Rutgers at Tulane Rutgers Rutty
7 p.m.
Weber State at Fresno State Freznuts
7:30 p.m.
No. 4 Oklahoma at UTEP OklaHoma-phobes
Arkansas State at No. 5 Oregon Duckies
Toledo at Arizona Cats win in another PAC 12 coaching debut
San Diego State at Washington Dawgs in a nail biter. “No punt” San Diego St learns that sometimes punting is a good idea.
SUNDAY
12:30 p.m.
Kentucky at No. 25 Louisville Kentucky
6:30 p.m.
Southern Methodist at Baylor RG3-less Bears turn the page.
MONDAY
8 p.m.
Georgia Tech at No. 16 Virginia Tech VA Tech makes turkies outta the Jackets.